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Royston & Me
Photo: Barry Evans Studio |
I'm 41 years old, English and I live
in California with my wife (she’s American but she can’t help it). My
background is in engineering, but I now
write full time.
I’ve been writing since October ’98
and I don't seem to be in a hurry to stop. So far, I’ve
written around a hundred and seventy short stories and four novels,
with many more planned or underway. I’ve had fragments
of stories and ideas bobbling around in my head since I was
a teenager, but I never did anything with them. The reason
for that is probably because I'm dyslexic and reading and
writing come hard, but not the imagination for stories. I
don’t know what the spark was to get me off my arse,
forget my problems, sit in front of a PC and write something,
but I did. Because of my reading problems I had to start
from scratch. My understanding of rudementary grammar and
fiction structure was poor to say the least—there are
still a lot of terms writers and editors use that I have
to look up in a dictionary. But I put myself through a crash
course on creative writing and let rip. Initial results were
a bucket full of rejections. It wasn’t until January
2000 that anyone wanted to publish anything (Thank you, Di,
from MSF&F). Since I had that first breakthrough, a hundred
story sales have followed.
There have been disappointments
along the way. I did have a story accepted in ’99, but the magazine went bust
the following month. It was frustrating not to get a sale
for another seven months after and I wouldn’t re-sell
that story for another twelve. I’ve been lucky enough
to sell my first novel and a short story collection. My fourth
novel is underway, with outlines for others to keep me busy
for a decade.
But before you go thinking I’m some sad shut-in who
does nothing beyond tapping away at a keyboard all night,
I do have other interests. I’m a licensed private pilot
and I hold UK and US licenses. It was a great achievement
to qualify as a pilot, especially as I can’t stomach
heights. I used to race single-seater racecars in England
and a day doesn’t go by without my missing it. Motor
racing was a bitch of a habit to kick. Cocaine would have
been a cheaper addiction. I still play football (soccer,
if you’re American). I love to travel and won't be
happy until I’ve visited every country on the planet.
I hiked, bused, and railroaded through Thailand. I rafted,
surfed and rode horses through Costa Rica. I hiked, biked,
kayaked and fell off mountains in New Zealand. And I’ve
skied in Europe and the US. You’ve not skied until
you’ve skied in Transylvania with wolves as avid spectators.
I have South America in my sights next.
My wife, Julie, has to get a mention.
She has to edit and read out all my scribblings and listen
to me bitch and moan about my writing and all the editors
who reject my work—and
no, I haven’t gotten used to rejection yet. And if
you are an editor reading this, don’t worry, I don’t
take it personally. As an editor, writers tend to view you
with the same eye the rest of the world views tax collectors.
Other things I do when I’m not writing: Besides being
a producer of fiction, I’m a consumer. I read as much
as I can (albeit slowly). I listen to audiobooks by the bucket
load. Because of the dyslexia, it enables me to get through
more titles in a year and it’s not so tiring. I love
music and if CDs had calories, I would weigh five hundred
pounds. I’ve been propping up Hollywood for years with
my visits to the cinema. I love live comedy and go to comedy
clubs whenever I can.
I suppose I should mention my weakness
for longhaired dachshunds. There's been a dachshund in
my life for over twenty years. So, I have to mention Royston. Bug,
Tegan, Chewie, Chase and Marley round off my furry menagerie.
All these guys we've adopted.
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 Chase
and Chewie |
 Marley |
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 Royston |
 Bug
and Tegan |
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